scarlet-zombie-massacre:

I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIRE.

scarlet-zombie-massacre:

I BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIRE.

"Those who accept you, or heed your message, shake the dust of that city from your wine, and proceed to swallow a camel."
… would you mind first showing us exactly how that’s done?

"Those who accept you, or heed your message, shake the dust of that city from your wine, and proceed to swallow a camel."

… would you mind first showing us exactly how that’s done?

Just another reason to love Newark: you can get pulled over by police ON HORSES.

Just another reason to love Newark: you can get pulled over by police ON HORSES.

Happy 4/13, everyone.

Happy 4/13, everyone.

Lastminutestuck

mysimplemindedself:

Okay!!!
So this is the latest homestuck meetup I am ever posting in my life!!

Today, on 4/13, if you are in the North New Jersey area:
Me and one of my friends are hosting a homestuck meet up!

It will be held in the Willowbrook Mall and there are some rules for the meetup, but it’s mostly standard procedures.

- No grey paint
- No gigantic or oversized horns
- Be kind and respectful
- Try to minimalize the swearing since it is a mall and there are children around
- Most importantly: Have fun!

So, for a few more things here..

TIME: 2:00 PM - however long you want to say, but we would probably end at 7:00 PM

PLACE: Willowbrook Mall.
1400 Willowbrook Mall, Wayne, New Jersey, 07470

WHO TO FIND: Fem! John and/or a casual Jane

But yes, that’s about it for our so called lastminutestuck.

If you have any questions, please inbox me on my account.

For those who can’t get to the Livingston Mall meetup also happening today, here’s a signal boost.

tinybro:

princekanou:

IM SO DUMB OH MY GOD IM SO DUMB WHO THE FUCK ASKS A GIRL TO DATE THEM AND THEN CONTINUES TO ASSUME THEY ARENT TOGETHER DESPITE BEING TOGETHER IM LIKE LITERALLY ???? THE DUMBEST PERSON ON THE PLANET PLEASE BURY ME IN THE GROUND I DONT WANT TO LIVE WITH THIS EMBARRASSMENT 

#IN OTHER NEWS #I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND #FUCK IM SO #IM GONNA DEAL WITH MY FACE BEING THIS RED UNTIL I DIE

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/me cues up Reel Big Fish.

VALENTINE’S DAY | ASK SPECIAL

Feeling bored, so I decided to answer some of these myself…

aquilinestudios:

4: Have you ever changed for someone?
Being with Precise made me start enunciating my words more clearly.  (I also tried her teas but didn’t like them.  Probably because she was giving me too strong ones, as I’m now totally fine with a cup of bog-standard lemon tea.)
When I was with Inuki, I felt more creatively inspired — I wrote a ton of poetry during that time, a fair deal of which I can still say I’m not ashamed of even so many years later.  But I don’t know whether that may have been a natural consequence of my age (end of HS)?
And it was mostly because of Cyanna that I thought to switch to contact lenses.
5: How is your relationship with your ex?
The first year or so was rough, but it’s been much better since then.  Now if only we talked to each other more often…
6: Have you ever been cheated on?
I guess you could call it that?  But considering we were at different colleges six hours away, I don’t have any ill will over it.
10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
Get back to me when I’ve actually been in a fling.
11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
That’s an idea I don’t think I’ve heard proposed before.  What does everyone else think?
12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
Would somebody please define the phrase “hooked up”?  If I go by this Wikipedia article, then none.  (Is anyone surprised?)
14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
With all of the other fun you can have in private sans clothing (which, by the way, I wish someone had made me realize a LONG time ago!), who needs to rush into actual intercourse and all of its risks?  I have enough friends and friends of friends who have had to deal with unplanned pregnancies, at college age and even before.
Save it for marriage.  And yes, I am living that credo myself.  It’s working pretty well.
21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
It’s worked for me (see #5).
22: Do you think people should date their friends?
That’s how all of my romantic relationships started.  It’s certainly made things easier, I feel.
25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
I don’t believe it can conquer Russia in winter.
26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
Possibly?  If my father ever actually made it clear that he didn’t approve of someone I was with (so far this has never happened), I’d likely find some time to ask him why and see if his concerns had merit.  My mother, on the other hand… well, she’s always said she doesn’t want any of us kids dating until after college, ideally.  (Still, as Chinese mothers go, I’ve heard of far worse.)
27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
Sexuality is not something to be indiscriminately run from screaming. It’s something to be understood and enjoyed responsibly and in moderation while you still can.

There’s lots of good fun that can be had with bare skin that does not involve actual premarital sex or anything else similarly risky.

And if you have ideas for such things you KNOW you’d enjoy, and you happen to have an S.O. who might be similarly inclined, then you MIGHT AS WELL ASK, because who knows when you might get another chance.
31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
It was certainly taxing.  I think I could handle it if said partner was committed to getting the proper treatment/professional help for said illness.  I learned that there are some things I can’t fix.
34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
No tattoos of anything, please.
35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
See #14 re. waiting until marriage.  (In short, yes, I believe so.)
42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?
It was required in my freshman year of HS.  Remember, R&J was Shakespeare’s illustration of how NOT to have a teen romance.  To feel really bad for them is missing the point.
44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
No.
45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
Considering how incredibly small that set of people is?  I don’t even know anymore.
52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
I don’t know, because it’s been a long time since anyone’s asked.
54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
Well, considering I’m not on Facebook and never plan to be, and considering my penchant for writing about important things as cryptically as possible because I’m counting on my readers to make the connections…
55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?
No.
56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?
I don’t think so, though some might say one of mine was “destroyed” by omission… but then, being at different colleges six hours apart might have undone it in any case.
57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
"Silly"?  No, because I’ve not had to deal with mental illness and I have no idea how it might feel.  But "never worth it"?  Yes.
58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?
This question only makes me extremely envious and frustrated.  See also #27.
59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?
No.
60: What’s your opinion on open relationships?
I’ve never been in one, but at first glance it seems like a cool idea.  Any input from those who have?
63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
Also outside my realm of experience and something I don’t think I would ever have any desire to do (even the occasional porny banner ads I see on the Internet disgust me), but are all parties aware and okay with it?  If I remember correctly, I’ve heard of some couples watching porn together… and then you have things like Pirates, which if what my friends have told me is true, is funny and well-produced enough to be forgivable.
64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?
Yes, and the record will show that this is consistent whether or not I have a partner in any given year.  See also #44.
65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?

I’d like to be?

Post-panel shenanigans at Project Beta, the Homestuck panel at Castle Point Anime Convention 2014.  I honestly don’t know which of these three I like the best.

John ~ Vriska ~ Karkat ~ Terezi ~ Eridan ~ Rose ~ Nepeta ~ Tavros ~ Gamzee ~ Jade ~ Feferi

(The rest of my CPAC photos are here)

I'm Celeste (Erin)--we met at phillystuck, I think? My favorite color is green, I like mint chocolate chip ice cream, and I have two cats and a gecko. As far as ships go I ship many things so I'll just skip that question.

Hi again!  It’s been what, 1.5 years now?  I haven’t been to Phillystuck in a while because it’s a 2-hour drive every time.  Do you still go?  How is the crowd?  Met any new and exciting people?  Are you coming to AnimeNEXT?

Karkat Vantas at Project Beta, the Homestuck panel at Castle Point Anime Convention 2014.

(The rest of my CPAC photos are here)